Choose wisely…

25 Mar
2008

Guitar set-ups that might draw unwanted attention during your Sunday worship set:

1. The Mint Tin Pocket Guitar Amp

altoid Choose wisely...altoid2 Choose wisely...

For that minty-fresh tingle.

2. The Hello Kitty Rig

kitty Choose wisely...

The amp AND the guitar might be a little much.

3. Pat Methany's 42 String Picasso

picasso Choose wisely...

For the mutant worship leader.

4. The LEGO Guitar

lego Choose wisely...

Let your inner-child free!

5. The Samurai

samurai Choose wisely...

Might get you props with the middle school boys in the youth group. This one has a "real" samurai sword.

6. Nitro’s Michael Angelo’s Charvel Quad X-400

quad Choose wisely...

Don't even try to pull this one off, you don't have the hair for it. Trust me.

7. The Intellicaster

intellicaster Choose wisely...

If it ran OS X, I'm sure you would be OK.

8. ESP Sword

espsword1 Choose wisely...

For those who want to be "slain in the spirit."

9. The Gun

gun Choose wisely...

I'm a Texan, and all for gun rights, but come on now.

10. Lunchbox Guitar

lunchbox guitar Choose wisely...

Hungry?

Bonus Ouija Board Guitar

ouija Choose wisely...

Getting in touch with the wrong spirit, I think.

Bonus #2 Surf's-Up

surf Choose wisely...

For more guitar weirdness, go here, here, here, and here.

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4 Responses to Choose wisely…

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WorshipCity

March 25th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

Haha the Altoid tin is funny. For the longest time I used to carry around pics in an old Altoids can. I'd leave it out on my amp or guitar case or somewhere forgetting what it was and people continuously would ask me, "Hey man can I have a mint?"

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Billy Chia

March 25th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Jeff,
This is really funny. Great post.

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Jeff M. Miller

March 25th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

WorshipCity, that's funny. You need to buy one of those tins and leave it sitting around. When someone asks for a mint, you can plug 'em in and rock 'em out.

Billy, thanks man.

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